I’ve never been called an ***hole.

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So I logged into YouTube and realized I had 4 unread messages. This guy by the name of DentalStu3 had messaged me this.

Angry Email #1

Then this a few days later:
Angry Email #2

Then this later on:
Angry Email #3

Finally this came yesterday:
Angry Email #4

So unknown to me, this guy has spent the last 20 days messaging me every couple of days and finally ends things by calling me an ***hole. Wow. It’s funny because this guy was actually a real creep! He was asking me to show him my teeth. I honestly think he was being a big pervert. Very very odd. Honestly, if I had uploaded this video to YouTube all of the people subscribed to my page would have given me a few WTFs. In one of Stu’s messages he sent me a link of a video that he would like me to base my dental vid on.

Here it is. (link) (sorry but embed on that vid was disabled).

Porn & Pong (A summary)

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I posted this event to Twitter tonight called Porn & Pong. It looks like a lot of fun. I’m still sick so probably won’t go but here’s the message I received from the organizer. I’m pretty sure it’s going to be a lot of fun for men & women.

Subject: Porn & Pong Tonight!

Hey everyone!

Looking forward to seeing you all tonight. Just wanted to allay some fears about a few things:

1) Women: lingerie is encouraged but NOT required. Feel perfectly free to come in the latest and greatest fashion that is not lingerie if you want to.

2) Gentlemen: we’re going to be having some ladies walking around in lingerie, so be on your best behavior. Also, come dressed to impress. Can’t ask the ladies to come out in their bedroom finery and you guys come looking less than your best.

3) There is no cover for the event at Sugar, but in order to get in to the event at Sugar you need to be on this list (or with someone who’s on the guest list).

4) Downstairs at The Cellar, there will be no cover until 11pm and a $5 cover afterwards for everyone on this list.

5) There will be drink specials on all Absolut-based drinks. I urge you all to take advantage of it (I know I will). (THANK YOU ABSOLUT!)

6) There will be no professional photographers at this event (in deference to the ladies in lingerie). Feel free to bring your own camera, but try to limit your pictures to you and your friends. If you want to take pictures of others, please ask their permission first.

7) Guest list will close at 5pm this afternoon. So make sure you’re on the list before then.

Feel free to call me (415) 786-3268 if you guys have any problems or last minute questions.

Have some fun, guys! See you all tonight!

Color Choice Fail

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Paint Color Fail

LOL. good job paint store.

Celebrating my Birthday

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So, about 2 hours ago, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. Well, my birthday party is tomorrow but the clock struck midnight and I had to do a little partying at the office. I know, working till midnight isn’t healthy but it is if drinking is involved. So, I made these videos while 200+ people watched on the company live stream. Yay to internet streaming.

Kanye West:

Will Smith:

Adam Jackson Face Judging (VOTE NOW!)

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UPDATE: Voting ends September 1st

So, we had dozens of entries posted of the Adam Jackson Face on Flickr. I encourage everyone to vote now for their favorite via the poll below. Check out the Flickr slideshow too.

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MFNerdy
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My 22nd Birthday! (World Tour)

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I’m extremely happy to be posting this. It’s going to be a birthday tour across different cities. My birthday is August 26th (this tuesday) but these dates are better for everyone. So, here’s the info.

San Francisco, CA:

INFO: Dinner & drinks with anyone that wants to hang out with us.

DATE: August 27th, 2008 (my b-day is the 26th)

PLACE(s): 1. 7pm: Dinner at Osha Thai Noodle Cafe (696 Geary St.)
2. 9pm: Drinks at Swig Bar (561 Geary St.)

RSVP: For those attending the dinner, please email Laura at lrwiggins@gmail.com to tell me you’re coming and I can tally up a head-count. At Swig, we’ll be hanging out in the upstairs loft. Hope you can make it!

LINKS: Upcoming & Facebook

St. Augustine, FL:

INFO: Dinner & Drinks with family & friends and a pretty quaint affair.

DATE: September 6th, 2008

PLACES(s): 1. 6 pm: Dinner at Chili’s (215 State Road 312, St. Augustine)
2. 8 pm: Drinks at Mardi Gras Sport Bar (123 San Marco Ave, St Augustine)

LINKS: Upcoming & Facebook

I really hope that friends on both coasts can hang out with us and enjoy the festivities. If you have any questions just email Laura (lrwiggins@gmail.com) because she’s handling all of the planning. Please RSVP so we have an idea of head count.Thanks!

Tonight at The Marriot (ZOMG)

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So I was walking home from 4th street bar when I saw about 5 cop cars pull up and 10 cops run inside the SF Marriott on 4th street. All of the cops were yelling, running and holding shotguns. Then 10 more cars pulled up, a swat van and more and more cops ran in.

People asking for info were greeted with, “no comment.” CRAZY! There were cops guarding every door and cars circling the perimeter. I’ll let the photos tell the rest of the story.

CLICK HERE FOR RAW PHOTOS

Here are some edited photos below:
Marriot San Francisco Police Raid

Marriot San Francisco Police Raid

Marriot San Francisco Police Raid

Marriot San Francisco Police Raid

Marriot San Francisco Police Raid

Marriot San Francisco Police Raid

Marriot San Francisco Police Raid

Marriot San Francisco Police Raid

The Adam Jackson Face

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Adam Jackson Face

Yeah. I started The Adam Jackson Face just over 4 years ago.The first time was on May 20th, 2004 while my parents were driving me to my High school graduation and I had just gotten a new digital camera. I snapped a funny photo and it had started. The Adam Jackson Face evolved over the years and really hit its peak in 2007 when I grew a mustache and goatee and that made the face even better.

There’s a certain way to perfect the face:

  1. Raise your forehead and eye brows
  2. Turn your head down and 30 degrees left or right
  3. Put your lips together like you’re about to engage in a kiss
  4. Put the tip of your tongue in between your lips
  5. Harden the skin around your chin by pulling your head back
  6. Open your eyes as wide as possible in disbelief

I’ve been doing this for years and now it’s just habit. When a camera comes out, the Adam Jackson Face goes into attack mode. Laura did one the other day and now I’d like you all to contribute too. I’m going to do some giveaways for the best adam jackon face. Start submitting your photos now.

AdamJackson Face Submission #1

JOIN THE ADAM JACKSON FACE GROUP!!!

What what, In The Butt

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Yeah so this clip was sent to me from a friend and I couldn’t sit through the whole thing but then I learned that South Park did a parody of it and I love butters so the south park version was, in my opinion, hilarious!

Original:

Parody:

Random Message from Facebook

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Hello, are you the Adam Jackson that attended Casa Granded High School and graduated in 02′?

Um….

Bathroom Tweet (I started it) {UPDATED}

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I wanted to get one thing straight before people start throwing around credit. I came up with two things that caught on in tech. In 1994, when I was browsing AOL and Yahoo! chat rooms on my Windows 3.1 box, I started saying “meh.” and it stuck. I see it everywhere now and someone even bought me a t-shirt that says “meh.”

The other thing I started is “bathroom tweet” and it stuck. I started posting bathroom tweets in April of 2007. People hated it at first and there was a bit of an uprising for it. People hated it so much that I stopped but there was even a point when a developer came to me and said we should start a site that tracks individuals Twitter users’ bathroom schedules. The way it would work is it would scan twitter for bathroom tweet and put that on a page for that person’s username and it would show their “schedule” day to day with graphs. I didn’t go for it but I started bathroom tweet and that’s that.

Today, I see that someone has created a shirt that says “Bathroom Tweet” I’m not asking for a cut of profits but I do hope that this doesn’t get out of hand and someone else gets credit for doing bathroom tweet first. I may have lost the battle on who gets credit for inventing “meh.” but I will not lose the battle on who invented the bathroom tweet!

David Knighton posts a bathroom tweet in honor of me

bathroom tweet mentioned during my live podcast on February 11th 2008.

from kaydub . So, I know @adamjackson was maybe the pioneer of the bathroom tweet, but a justintv bathroom visit, with audio, TMI dude!

from penny-arcade bathroomtweet

from jestutripup

from igerard

fromlauraw

from Phyrdancer

from ajbradley

I tried to find my first Bathroom tweet but Twitter Search only goes back 2 months. Anyone that can find my first one that was about a year ago, let me know. bathroom tweet on search.twitter.com

SO NOW there’s a t-shirt out there dedicated to the bathroom tweet. If you buy one of these, make sure you let them know who sent you. ME! buy the shirt (click here).

[UPDATE] The site selling the bathroom tweet shirts adds a credit to me

I’m Quitting my Day Job

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I just got a job offer making $200 an hour.

Dear Sir/Madam,

My name is Muhammad Zaher . I am
a Tourism Consultant and have many clients in the United States,
United Kingdom , Australia And Canada.
I need representatives in the United States

I’M OFFERING YOU TO DO SMALL JOB STARTING WITH $200 PER HOUR . I am
offering you a small job position.
JOB DESCRIPTION:
* Work as Middle Man . *

* Receive payments through Bank Wire Transfers ( Daily $2,000.00
) .  . Your commission is going to be daily 200 *

Cash payment easily at your bank . * Keep 10% of the total balance . *
After you keep your 10% ,send the Money to any of our clients through
Western Union. MAIN REQUIREMENT Ready to work 1-2 hours per day. With
PC knowledge E-mail and Internet experience (minimal) Needed personal
information to transfer the money like usual. ( Full name -Bank Account
number Checking or saving -Home Zip code ) P.S. If you don’t feel good
about giving your account information please feel free to open a
new account that has $0 balance .

Note : We only deal with Wells Fargo Bank  Accounts Owners. Want this job.

Want this job ? Send your response to : zahermuhammad@gmail.com

Our Tel :+2 0114545510

Thanks . Sincerely,

Muhammad Zahers

Caffeine Mouth Spray

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Wow. So, I’m in Walgreens yesterday and hanging on the shelf as people check-out is a box that says “Kickers Energy Spray” so of course, I’m intrigued. It’s $3.99 and was worth my time and money to check out. I’m not really an energy drink freak but weird ways of getting caffeine into my body is very intriguing. Short of needles, I’ll try anything.

So, I pick it up and follow the instructions spraying four times under my tongue, wait 30 seconds and then swallow. I didn’t feel anything but it sure did taste good!

Kickers Energy Spray

Hand in The Lettuce

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I go to Subway nearly every day for a sub sandwhich. They have good bread and pretty good variety as far as meats. Their vegetable selection is bad. There’s nothing fresh about it but the subs are affordable so I deal with it.

One thing I can’t stant is shredded lettuce. As soon as the shredding occurs the oxigenation sets in and it starts to “go bad” so no thank you but every time I go to Subway, the vegetable person already has the hands in the lettuce and when I say tomoatoes, they start putting lettuce on the thing.

Different stores, different people and still the same result. It slides down to them and on goes the lettuce. It’s sad actually but I don’t blame them. A quick look and every other sandwhich is loaded with lettuce so I guess I’m the crazy one.

Summary of Today

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Pretty much, today was a complete waste of my time and effort. I slept the entire day away and here’s what happened as a result:

  • Missed FedEx Package (New Ram Delivery)
  • Missed UPS Package (New MacBook Pro Delivery)
  • Missed 2 dinner meetings tonight
  • Missed 4 tech parties I was invited too
  • Missed RSS feedreading (300 unread feeds)
  • Didn’t reload my Mac and prepare it for shipping to Canada
  • Didn’t setup my new iPhone
  • Didn’t eat, clean house, shower or respond to critical emails.

Now it’s 1:30 in the morning. I’m just now eating dinner and getting caught up. My entire weekend is ruined. I’m a complete slob for going to sleep after getting home from the iPhone launch and now my entire weekend suffers for not getting these critical activities done.

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