I love RedBull but lately it’s price is 30% higher than other energy drinks. For my morning smoothie, a starbucks doubleshot light is thrown in there to take the edge off chalky protein powder and add some coffee flavor to it.
When it’s a late night and I’m going to require some extra boost, my drink of choice is RockStar Juiced. It’s a fantastic drinks with plenty of boost and the juice flavor makes it extra tasty.
Only $9.99. It’ amazing that this is the 20th anniversary edition of “Sweatin’ to the oldies.” You’ve been at it a long time Richard.
Laura and I ventured into the Castro district on Monday for some drinking and dancing. Monday night is always fun because The Bar on Castro has .80 cent cosmos and dollar wells drinks. It’s always a treat and we can have quite a bit of fun for only $10 bucks.
As we got off the subway, I saw a bus for STD and AIDS testing. A little history on me and without revealing too much; I was last tested back in early 2005 which is right before Laura and I started dating. For your information, we’ve been true to each other since then so we were both tested right after dating began and never went back for another round.
Despite having confidence in my STD status, I saw the bus and decided to get tested. I mean, who knows. I’ve drank after friends, sat on some pretty bad toilet seats and so forth so I did the full suite of tests.
It was a very easy experience. It was a little invasive but went without a hitch.
So my boys are hurting pretty bad. I called all three urologists and they said that I couldn’t be fit in until the end of April. Scarpitti booked me as an “emergency appt” for next Thursday at noon which they said is “squeezing me in” due to my situation.
Basically, the word is that due to my infection I have increased fluid in my sac and that’s causing the immense pain. I can’t do any heavy lifting, masturbation, sex or sports. I also can’t have more than 1 beer per day. I also have to wear a jock strap constantly to keep them from moving too much. The alcohol will greatly increase the infection. If I don’t comply with any of this, I might lose 1 of my testicles.
This means no martial arts, no sports, no free ballin, no beer and no orgasms until next Thursday which is my appt with the doctor. And I’m going to be totally honest, my boys hurt really bad right now. This sucks but I’ll work through it.
Since everyone is asking, here are the new year plans:
FYI: if you’re looking for all of our updates tonight, me and laura will both be Moblogging and Twittering
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Eveyrone that reads this knows what a Mac geek that I am. Well, back in the day, Spymac.com had a store where you could buy spymac branded merchandise and I happily purchased every item in their store and I’m being completely serious. There was a cool item that they sold there called a maclovely. It’s a plush apple with a bite taken out of it and has some cute little eyes too. You can’t buy them anywhere anymore but my good friend Kristie over at Spymac sent me one unexpectedly in the mail today all the way from Canada! It came in a cute spymac case. I have one of these now but it’s gotten dirty and sits on top of my Dell XPS machine at the office representing the Mac. Thanks Kristie! You always knew how to make my day. 
My sister got a high school musical Twister dancing ting. Here’s the video…
Laura was searching for gifts for a co-worker and she came across this little gem. it’s called the Pet Booster and the image made me LOL for nearly a minute. • Design provides unobstructed view for pets up to 20 lbs. to ride in the front seat• Installs securely and also works on seats without headrests• Can be used in the back seat• Sheepskin liner removes for washing• Attaches to seat with innovative stay-put hardware 
More Info and BUY IT NOW!
I can’t put this one on YouTube but for my fans, I did stream a DVD that a local TV station made as a report on martial arts. This is the section featuring my Dad, my friend matt and me. It’s only 6 minutes long. Enjoy.
Check it out!
It’s 10:45AM now.
Here’s my Sunday to-do list.
Drop off clothes at marriotis
Buy a gameboy at cobblestone
Shop for groceries
Write the annual macworld guide
Get a gift card for your mom
Go to AT&T and pay bill
Pay comcast and fpl
Buy a computer and guitar hero on amazon
Go over macworld advertising things
Go to christmas party (7-10PM)
Ok. My mom is on Twitter. She never told me and only posted once about 4 months ago. I beg of you to all add her and send her direct messages begging her to post! That is all
This was a huge website last year. OfficeMax’s Elf Yourself is back and it hasn’t changed at all. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if it ever left! Enjoy. Elf Yourself
I began my black friday extravaganza at 8AM EST this day. I’m going to continue and update this if you don’t want to follow me on Twitter.
1. Got pooped on by a hippo
2. Went to the VA clinic and donated a kidney to a hobo
3. Went water skiiing with Will Smith
4. Stuffed my pants with fish and went to petco to volunteer in the cat department
5. Went sky diving with John Travolta
On Friday, I’m taking the day off. I won’t be at lined up outside of Best Buy or The Apple Store to get savings on tons of cool tech gadgets. Instead, I’ll be taking the day off to PLAY HOOKIE! Here’s the deal….
I’ll be taking the day off and I’m going to do a sort of “pee wee’s big adventure” and twitter the whole ting.Expect nearly 200-300 tweets from me that day (apologies in advance) but here are some general highlights:
1. Riding a rollercoaster
2. Going Jetskiing
3. Skydiving
4. Deep Sea Fishing
5. Lunch with some hobos
6. Get tested for HIV
7. Attend a funeral and a wedding both within an hour of each other
8. Donate a kidney to science
9. Give Blood
10. MUCH MUCH MORE!
It’s going to be the most exciting day a twitterer has ever taken part in.
Twitter.com is broken *sad face*. Well there’s always… EXACTLY! THERE’S NOTHING ELSE ON THE INTERNET THAT COMPARES TO TWITTER! I must have my fix. There is so much to talk about and I can’t put it in a crap load of blog posts.
Drove to work, brakes failed, went to mechanic, maybe its under warranty and maybe its not, my friend picked me up and brought me to work, i’ve got an overload of service tickets, very busy day today, i have the night to myself for once (laura is going out with friends for dinner), i’m drinking coffee, expecint a call from the mechanic anytime, my iPhone freaking rox, i have the do da do do song stuck in my head…
Those are all twitter posts that were never twittered because it’s down! screw you twitter I hope you burn. I don’t mean that. I love you twitter.
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