Adam’s testicle update

March 24, 2008 Blog Posts No Comments

So my boys are hurting pretty bad. I called all three urologists and they said that I couldn’t be fit in until the end of April. Scarpitti booked me as an “emergency appt” for next Thursday at noon which they said is “squeezing me in” due to my situation.

 

Basically, the word is that due to my infection I have increased fluid in my sac and that’s causing the immense pain. I can’t do any heavy lifting, masturbation, sex or sports. I also can’t have more than 1 beer per day. I also have to wear a jock strap constantly to keep them from moving too much. The alcohol will greatly increase the infection. If I don’t comply with any of this, I might lose 1 of my testicles.

 

This means no martial arts, no sports, no free ballin, no beer and no orgasms until next Thursday which is my appt with the doctor. And I’m going to be totally honest, my boys hurt really bad right now. This sucks but I’ll work through it.